It's been a great show. You guys have been fun.
You're wearing your mask, nobody's wearing their mask anymore.
No one wears their mask.
Uh Joey Hoggy says you gotta wear your mask though.
Drunk, Joey hoggy,
drunk, Joey Hoggy
mayor Joe
Hogget
says you gotta wear your masks.
So the next time he tear gasses you, it doesn't burn his back.
Remember that
out like a year ago when our mayor teargassed us
and we're like, oh well
that, that's normal.
Like no justice, no peace, no justice, no peace, no justice.
What's on Netflix? Um
This justice shit is hard.
No, I was part of the riot. Um
I rioted, I looted.
Uh I was,
I was part of the good riots.
Um
You know,
it's a hell of a year when you have to distinguish which riots you were a part of.
No, I was a part of the good ones, not the crazy ones, not the crazy writers.
I was part of the rational writers. You know, we, we had a good cause. No, I rioted.
I looted.
Um
How the fuck do you think I got these fry ass kicks?
Just was up in the finish line like
the 10.5 are right. Our arms reach, how can we?
I
just pushed them over, rolled out.
The mall cop is like, hey, man, I'm getting to 12.5. So
they're probably gonna shoot me next.
He let me go. Um
I rioted. Um
I was a newbie writer.
It was my first time. I was a virgin writer, you know,
let me give you some uh
pointers. Uh
because I think it's about to pop off again soon. Uh I
can feel it in the air, you know. Um
Where's our $2000 check? Motherfucker
um
campaign promises my ass. Uh
No, I rioted. Um
The thing about writing is you have to have the milk,
the milk is there to your friend. Like
you think like I thought I was like gonna tough it out like no,
I don't need the fucking milk like I'm a writer.
I don't give a fuck.
Fuck the man. I don't give a fuck. I don't need milk
and put some lactose on time
in front of
on top of everything else. So I'm like fuck the milk
and like before the tear gas drops, everybody's like
we got your back, man. We're on this together. Fuck this system. Fuck the man.
Fuck the police. We got your back, man.
We're on this together, we got your back
and then the tear gas drops. And
I was like, where the fuck did everybody go,
I need the milk.
Where's the milk?
So I finally got the milk on me.
So there I was just uh sticky as fuck rolling around in circles
screaming
my eyes were burning
shit in my pants
and the cop goes up to me and they're like
we think we got the wrong guy. Um
He does not match the profile
of who we were trying to get. Um
No, you guys um
shelter in place, you guys quarantine, you gotta quarantine.
Quarantine fucking suck.
The one thing I realized from quarantine was I live in a shithole. Uh
I live in a place that would,
makes me look like a divorce detective that just can't let go of the case.
I have like pieces of yarn up on my ceiling
like we're gonna find her. Um
No, I
I
I do live in a shithole. Um
I live in a retirement community
with all the re
with elderly people, all the rest of the undesirables, you know,
you guys shove into the corner
and wait for us to die
and we do, we die, we do it works what
your plan works. We, we die
massively, we die. Uh
No, no one ever knows. Um
It's a good plan. It really is. Um
the only be
besides uh death,
the only bad part about women in a retirement community is
it smells like dirty diapers and
old pussy and,
and that, that makes it hard to bring people home.
Yeah,
because you go in,
you go in the elevator and your partner is like, why does it smell like old pussy?
And sure enough,
there's an old vagina
in the corner of
a elevator
and the impressive part is it's still wet.
It's very impressive.
I have o A
walk,
uh, old ass wet ass pussy.
I got old hose in my house.
That's all I'm saying.