Oh,
we'll be going. You guys
keep it going.
Oh
That oh you nice able
bodied people. You're amazing.
I, I let me, let me say this about a,
you guys don't,
you guys don't take advantage of some of the abilities you have.
You take for granted a lot of your abilities.
Um Like for example, are you guys aware that you can
uh kill anyone you want?
You can literally kill anybody
at any time.
If I was able,
I would kill at 5
to 6 people a week
and it, and it's not
out of mouth.
I love humanity, you know. Um
Like for
example, I,
I had the opportunity kill somebody
uh recently and I regrettably didn't do it.
Um You see, my brother
was at the edge of a staircase
and I thought to myself, if I just push
my chair a
little further,
he would fall down that staircase
and be dead.
And I love my brother.
It wasn't out of hatred.
It was the power,
the power, the uncontrollable power of murder.
You guys deal with that every single day of your life.
I don't know how you do it.
I think you deserve a peace prize if you don't kill somebody
and if you do,
I don't blame you.
Um,
you'll get them that side
or you won't, I don't know. Um,
but I, I am crippled as a cripple. Uh,
I'm jealous
of other minorities. I'm jealous of other minorities
because other minorities are hated.
Like, like, gay and black people have entire groups
dedicated to hating them in
this country. Yeah, it's true.
I'm not making this shit up. It's true.
And which is weird, you know, it's weird to hate that much. But,
you know, I wish
they would just spread
some of that hatred towards us
to,
towards the crippled community because there's no quicker way to
get respect in this country than to be hated.
You know,
just once I wanna see a group of zealots outside
the children's hospital with signs that say God hates GS
and then I know we made it, man.
How, how's your phone? How's,
what, what's going on?
Yeah.
I,
I rather be hated than ignored. That's what I'm saying.
Oh,
yeah, I'm jealous, man. I'm jealous of other minorities
because, uh, they have stereotypes. I wish crippled people had more stereotypes.
You know,
I wish crippled people had a favorite food. You know,
I wish everyone knew that crippled people loved pepperoni.
Could you imagine going to, uh, um,
going to pizza and, uh, loading up your family and
going up to counter being like,
yeah, we'll have a large pepperoni pizza.
And the guy at the counter being like, I'm so,
I'm so sorry, we're all out.
And you've been like, it was this goddamn cripples again,
wasn't it?
They took all the pepperoni,
they were probably fighting over it, weren't they?
And eventually you would feel guilty about it, you know, and then start a hashtag
you know, you know, hashtags
and
you would start to hashtag not all cripples and
then maybe you would feel guilty enough.
I don't know, maybe just maybe to move your fucking scooters out of my way
on the sidewalk. I don't know.
I'm jealous of the m No,
man, because it's sexy.
It's sexy to be hated.
It's cool. It's sexy.
You don't hear about many daughters bringing home cripples to piss off their dad.
Yeah.
I'm sorry, father. We have to bring out the ramp tonight.
No, daughter. Mine is d
one of them cripples
and I know what you're thinking. Why do they have a ramp
if they hate crippled people?
And the answer is appropriation. They're appropriating
our culture.
They hate us so much. They want to be us.