Yeah,
six months. And III, I just,
I was beginning to think that you would never invite me.
You shouldn't stay for breakfast. Seriously.
What about the girls?
Are you sure that you are ready?
Yes.
Yeah.
You know, roll over.
Oh, that's, um,
that's just a force of habit.
She,
that she meant me.
Ok,
please.
I'll, I'll be back in a sec.
Mhm.
Mm.
To
me,
to me.
Not right now.
Hang on
a big step. Yeah. It's a really big step. It is.
Yeah, I've got other things on my mind right now. Like,
what, what
dad can I roll over?
Oh,
I don't
care.
Whatever.
Funny.
Three
morning.
Hey.
Um,
so I've got some pretty exciting news
for me
but also for us. So, uh, very exciting. Um,
I,
and when I say,
oh, God,
this year, exciting game. Of course. Not
surprise.
Jessie
Isabel.
How's my favorite food?
Girl? I'm great, grandma.
It's so good to see you.
We're just passing through on our way to a mahjong convention, darling.
And we miss you so much. I thought we'd pop in for a visit to her family together.
It's never a park, maybe in distance. But never in heart.
Then I thought, what's the rush? I'm sure our Jessie would love us to come and stay.
Uh,
I brought you a present.
Oh.
Oh,
I'll, I'll do that for you, sweetheart. No, it's ok. I'll do it. It's all done.
Oh, yeah,
it was Marion's.
Wow,
that's lovely. Grandma.
But I'm vegan. Remember. I don, I don't use animal products.
It's not like you have to eat it.
00,
it's the bag,
ah,
um,
rose. Uh,
it's
so nice to have you here
and thank you for this
lovely, um, gift for Jess
Ralph. How, sorry. How long did you say that you were staying
night or two? See how we go
Mary and always kept this little place so clean and tidy.
Now it's so
rustic.
Sorry? II, I just, um,
did anything of mine get caught up in the laundry
and?
Mhm.
Um, everyone,
this is, um, my,
um,
this is, uh, Cheryl and, um,
we work together and she's staying for breakfast.
Timing was never one of your strong suits. Gary.
Um, maybe another time. It, it looks like you've got a, a
full house. So, is this yours
kind of sexy?
I'll just go and check the
laundry.
You should join us tonight for dinner.
Meryl,
tell them to go stay in a hotel. I can't do that.
Why not?
They've got money.
It'll be less
rustic.
Why can't they stay in Izzy's room then?
I think that'll be a bit too much for grandma might loosen her
up.
And what if they inviting that woman to dinner?
Cheryl? She's got big shoes to fill
and you bring her home now
with mum's two years coming up.
Hey,
hello.
It's gone for another two weeks.
Why didn't you back me up
with the bag?
Just because you don't have the ball
set? That's enough.
Ok. They will stay in this room for as long as they like and you'll have Izzy's room.
They hear you. Your mother's parents,
I do
and you will be patient and you will be generous.
Do you hear me
and a lovely, special vegan meal for our lovely Jessie.
Thanks, grandma.
I got my uni acceptance letter today.
That's wonderful, darling. What are you studying? A Bachelor of Arts?
I wanna major in English and performance studies.
You were always so
creative, Jess.
It's really good that the universities are taking people like you now.
So here we all are.
Yeah, it's great to, um,
have the band back together again.
Almost. Gotta love a good blues brothers reference,
don't you?
Dinner's uh,
maybe you should think about a housekeeper.
I could organize one for you. Some things need a woman's touch.
Yeah. Cos
men are fundamentally incapable of cooking and cleaning.
It couldn't possibly be a, a
social construct.
No,
your mother took pride in tradition.
Not all women are quite so modern. Am I right? Meryl?
Um, Cheryl
Ralph.
Oh, don't take your teeth aren't at the dinner table.
I heard that women in the olden days were more popular with no teeth.
You should try that sometimes
grandma bring it back.
So, Bella, what have you been up to lately?
I've started an online business.
Oh, enterprising.
What is it?
It's called shameless pleasure.
And I sell upmarket vibrators online.
Oh, God, Isabel.
There's a real market for it.
75% of women have never had an orgasm during sex.
Imagine dying having never experienced the glory of your own body.
You know, you're full
sexual self.
We have information on the website about pleasurable sex and
different positions for women of all body types and ages.
There's something there for everyone.
I mean, I've got a lot of stock in my room if you wanna come and take a look, grandma.
As long as you don't steal my euro
Kobe deluxe. Izzy's stuff really caters for people with disabilities. You see,
and
20% discount for family and friends.
Well, that's enough.
So,
Bella, do you have a, a friend?
You mean um, boyfriend, grandma?
Uh
No, not at the moment. I'm a bit busy for that.
Oh, I thought you,
I thought, I thought you were one of those rainbow folk. Seems all the rage these days
is, is not
gay
grandma.
That's me.
You're very quiet, Gary,
don't you have an opinion?
Or perhaps uh we should all just start discussing the weather,
an opinion on what
on what
both of your daughters seem determined to mess up their lives. And now there's this
grandma,
if Marion were here.
Yeah.
There we have left.
I,
I have a headache. Uh,
excuse me, I'll take you to Jess's room.
Izzy. Can sleep out here.
What's the Yobe
deluxe?
Not for me,
not
me?
Oh,
my God,
my
God.
She hates my God.
What is this? How does this work?
And
so
dear
me,
you
were
sure
too
much.
Dad. The microphone's on.
Ok.
That
the,
ok,
Ralph.
Oh, sorry. Oh, sorry. Uh Gary.
00
my God. Sorry.
What on earth do you think you're doing? Sorry. Ah,
you were in Jess's room and I ID, she wanted me to roll her over. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
God.
Gary, sorry.
Yeah,
you are like a bloody hurricane rose.
You, you,
you show up at my house unannounced.
You turn everything upside down and now you want me to apologize for my
life and my choices.
No.
Oh, man,
you described grandma, didn't you?
You laugh just like marrying him
with passion
like it's all that mattered.
She was happy,
wasn't she?
Yeah,
you made her happy,
Gary.
She wanted this old, be happy. You know,
we're all family
and we all miss her.
Bye.
Oh, for the family reunion guys.
But
I wanna roll over.
Yeah,
f
off you go, dad.
Oh
my God. Welcome to the nut house.
Does anybody want a cup of tea? Yes.
Brandy.
Done.